Telstra have announced that they will be providing a tech support service, mainly for your grandparents and uncles to help plug stuff in.
How to plug your modem in to guarentee slow internet
Double billing for time spent
Configuring your computer such in a way that makes every operation take twice as long
configure your web browser redirect you to the Telstra website upon clicking any shortcut
Adding Telstra icons and wallpaper so it looks like your computer is a Telstra fanboy.
How to buy bad technology and pay more for it.